"Moderation is for cowards."
Time to make a checklist.
Rise above.
*insert splitting hairs joke here*
"Uhm, why does this taste funny?"
Feel free to Google her for any future "research" you want to conduct.
Do you recognize yourself in some of them?
How good are you at it?
We don't judge, we just try to explain.
Drink responsibly, though.
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