Burgers and Bourbon Officially Together (Finally) in the Tastiest of Unions A match made in fast-food heaven.
Johnnie Walker Debuts Paper Whiskey Bottle, Much Harder to Smash Over Your Head Now Better for the Earth, and your noggin.
Meanwhile in Texas: Robber Mows Lawn Before Leaving, Leaves Note Telling Homeowner to Have Some Pride If you want it done right, do it yourself.
Worst Best Man Ever Loses Wedding Ring in Middle of Ceremony, Did You Check the Groom’s Ass? It's gotta be around here somewhere...
Ranked! Mike Myers’ Greatest Roles (Just in Time For Netflix’s ‘The Pentaverate’) Mike Myers is so much more than just Austin Powers.
Meanwhile in Chicago: Airline Passenger Successfully Hacks Fastest Plane Exit of All Time, Then Arrested Places to go, people to see!
Urine Apparently Excellent Fertilizer, Crap For Compost Could Mean It’s Time to Move Toilet Back Outside This fertilizer takes the piss.
Free IPA Beer For a Year If You Don’t Mind Having This Embarrassing Tattoo How much is free beer worth to you?