Burgers and Bourbon Officially Together (Finally) in the Tastiest of Unions A match made in fast-food heaven.
Johnnie Walker Debuts Paper Whiskey Bottle, Much Harder to Smash Over Your Head Now Better for the Earth, and your noggin.
Meanwhile in Texas: Robber Mows Lawn Before Leaving, Leaves Note Telling Homeowner to Have Some Pride If you want it done right, do it yourself.
Worst Best Man Ever Loses Wedding Ring in Middle of Ceremony, Did You Check the Groom’s Ass? It's gotta be around here somewhere...
Ranked! Mike Myers’ Greatest Roles (Just in Time For Netflix’s ‘The Pentaverate’) Mike Myers is so much more than just Austin Powers.
Meanwhile in Chicago: Airline Passenger Successfully Hacks Fastest Plane Exit of All Time, Then Arrested Places to go, people to see!
Urine Apparently Excellent Fertilizer, Crap For Compost Could Mean It’s Time to Move Toilet Back Outside This fertilizer takes the piss.
Free IPA Beer For a Year If You Don’t Mind Having This Embarrassing Tattoo How much is free beer worth to you?
The White Lotus’ Carrie Coon Ran on Instinct & US Gun Violence Fears Actress Carrie Coon has come out to address her sprinting sequence in the finale episode of The White Lotus Season…
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Sit Out Met Gala 2025 Amid Legal Battle It’s not like Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds to miss out on a flashy and fashionable moment, but the couple skipping the Met Gala…
Woman Who Fooled Girlfriend Into Thinking She Was A Man Gets 8 Year Prison Sentence Remember this weird story?
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 02-25-2022 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…