Trump Finally Finds Someone He Agrees With on Twitter: Himself (And Twitter Obviously Overreacts) Finally, someone as crazy as Trump: Himself.
After 2 Weeks of Protests, White Man Says He Thinks He’s Starting to Get Rap Music Who said white boys can't rap?
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 06-16-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Mandatory Memes of the Week 06-15-2020 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Wisconsin Lawyer Arrested After Spitting in Black Teen’s Face at Protest, Expected to Represent Her Own Shitty Self The good news is, she could represent herself in court if she wanted to. The bad news is, she’ll probably…
San Jose Police Fire Rubber Bullets at Their Own Trainer, Rupturing His Testicle (That’s Nuts) We want to believe the police are for us, not against us. But it’s getting harder and harder to believe…
Michael Jordan and Crew Catches 442-Pound Marlin, Likely After Hearing ‘Finding Nemo’ Was Bigger Than ‘Space Jam’ Is there anything this guy can't do?
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 06-15-2020 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Merriam-Webster to Update Definition of ‘Racism’ to Include Systemic Oppression, Likely to Reconsider Definition of ‘President’ and ‘Bigotry’ As Well As language evolves, so does the dictionary.
Trump’s Terrorist Theory of 75-Year-Old Man Shoved by Police Exhibits New Expert Level of Sociopathic Thinking You’d think we wouldn’t even be surprised anymore at the depths to which Trump can stoop, but, God bless him,…
Man Attempts To Skateboard Across United States The Fresno, Calif. native will attempt to earn his place in the record books beginning on June 1.
The Rubber Finally Hits The Road As Netflix Debuts The Long-Awaited Return Of Stretch Armstrong Why you flexin, brah?
COVID Cravings: 10 Weird Foods You’re Suddenly Into (And What Science Has to Say About It) What's your weirdest COVID-19 craving?