KFC Selling Plant-Based Fried Chicken (What the Cluck Is the Colonel Thinking?) Colonel Sanders has gone clucking insane.
RIP Blackberry: 10 Mandatory Memes Only Old School BlackBerry Users Will Get “WTF is a BlackBerry?” you’re probably wondering…and we don’t blame you.
Meanwhile in Florida: Snow Falling in Sunshine State Freaks Out Residents, Yet Not First Time They’ve Seen Melting White Men A lot of weird shit has gone down in Florida, but one thing we never expected to see in the…
Meanwhile in Spain: Police Break Up 50-Person New Year’s Orgy and Already We Feel Left Behind This Year Was it good for you?
Cats Cause 1,000 House Fires Each Year (And Are Well Aware You Only Have 1 Life to Live) The American Humane Association reports that upwards of 1,000 house fires were started by pets, and cats are the prime…
Meanwhile in Pandemic Travel: Teacher Who Tested Positive for Covid Mid-Flight Isolates for 5 hours in Plane Bathroom (Sure Beats Flying Coach) Is this the future of flying? And if so, is it that bad?
Watch Airline Karen Slap Elderly Passenger During Face Mask Argument (Wearing One Might’ve Softened the Blow, Old Man) Are we seriously still arguing over whether or not you need to wear a face mask in public? Really? It’s…
Watch NYPD Rookie Give Lieutenant a Naughty Lap Dance at Precinct Party (New York’s Finest, Indeed) We seriously need to consider a career pivot if this is the kind of work party we’re missing out on.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Shoots Neighbor Over Music Dispute on Christmas Eve (And We Thought We Were Fed Up With Holiday Tunes) As crazy-making as those catchy, upbeat, jingle-filled holiday tunes may be, we’ve never gotten violent over them. Then again, we’re…
Meanwhile in California: ‘Hottest Mom in the World’ Now Going on Double Dates With Daughter (And You Thought Your Family Outings Were Awkward) If you’ve ever been mortified to go out in public with your parents, well, just try imagining what it would…
Lindsay Lohan is Toxic In the least surprising news of the year, Lindsay Lohan was officially drunk and high on coke the night she…
Lindsay Lohan Was Really Airing It Out I felt compelled to clear up a little confusion regarding those pictures from yesterday featuring Lindsay Lohan and not featuring…
The Spice Girls Will Tour, Won’t Sing The Spice Girls reunion tour is going to be a spectacular concert experience with an incredible light show, hot costume…
Mandatory Best of 2019: Ranking the 10 Greatest TV Sitcoms of the Year Keep the laughs coming with these stellar 2019 sitcoms.
Why School Spirits’ Simon Can See Maddie in Afterlife Kristian Ventura recently discussed Simon and Maddie’s unique bond in School Spirits Season 2, explaining why Simon can see Maddie…