"I said mushrooms, man!"
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A faster way to shorten your lifespan.
Their day of love was ruined.
Love may make you sick to your stomach, but that's what these anti-Valentine's Day comfort eats are for.
Well then, I think I'm OK not eating now.
Though this may lead him to sleeping on the couch.
Well, it is Christmas.
Maybe we should order some pizza tonight.
No matter how you slice, it, these tweets are saucy fun.
I don't know what this is but I need it today.
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You're disgusting. Wipe it.