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My penis has been in a lot of things that he’s not proud of, but I am not even halfway…
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My imaginary wife Megan Fox has been hiding like a 9/11 co-conspirator lately, so it hurts my heart to see…
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[singlepic id=1 w=600 h= float=center] Sandra Bullock has been virtually silent for over a month ever since the news broke…
Giving Jessica Alba’s clitoris a tongue bath has been on my to do list since 2000, but then she had…
[singlepic id=1 w=600 h= float=center] UPDATE: Michael Lohan is claiming his Twitter account was hacked and that the posts are…
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