Working overtime.
Probably not the best move.
Failing at fatherhood.
Look left, then right, then left again.
Because you're lazy and this is easier than finding them yourself.
Someone get this dude an anger management class.
What a gal.
And now she's free.
I came here to chew gum and beat up old ladies. And I'm all out of gum.
Hey, so do we.
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