You damn kids and your rap music and no babies.
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Said no porn star ever.
Saving the world one pizza and pothole at a time.
You'll probably want to make out with somebody else.
Start making friends, guys.
Pinching one off for getting cut off seems rather inappropriate.
Sometimes the score of the game is more important than, well, scoring.
"We're getting a new roof!"
More potent than a college freshman.
Pick up the pace, gentlemen.
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