Here are three very patient dogs. They are so well-behaved that they deserve a treat. Their owner agrees and places three very generously-sized sausages before them. They are still patient and await their owners command to eat the treat. They finally get the go ahead, when little Speedy over there makes his move. There’s a lesson to be learned here. Good things don’t come to those who wait – good things come to those who make their move while others are waiting.
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