Okay, so you’ll love how awful it is at first, then mostly hate it when you can’t stop singing “boots and pants and boots and pants.” This horrendous mall commercial comes to us from St. Joseph, Missouri. It features a young girl and several employees from the East Hills Mall awkwardly “singing” about heading there for back-to-school items, all over a terrible human beatbox track. I know there are a lot of super cheesy local commercials out there in the world, but this has to be one of the absolute worst. Still, it got me to visit their website today, so…mission accomplished?

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