We would like to believe that a day will come when everybody finally realizes that microwaves are strictly reserved for heating food and drinks and not for use with animals or party supplies.
Today is not that day.
An idiot named Jack recently thought it would be a good idea to heat a glow stick in his father’s microwave. It was not.
Absolute Moron Puts Glow Stick in Microwave and It Explodes in His Face
Perhaps even more disturbing than this clown thinking that heating glow sticks in a microwave was a brilliant idea was the fact that his father seemed more concerned with his “awesome” shirt than his face melting.
Andy Campbell at Huffington Post says that luckily for Jack’s sake, the odds of him going blind following the explosion are slim to none because glow sticks contain a chemical low in toxicity called dibutyl phthalate that will only cause “minor irritation” if it is swallowed or comes in contact with the eye.
No word what Jack has planned for an encore, but it probably doesn’t involve reading his acceptance letter to Princeton.
