My knowledge of turtles doesn’t extend beyond those four sassy ones that like to fight crime and eat pizza, so you can imagine how freaked out I was by the Vine below.
Let this be a lesson to all of you: don’t fuck around with snapping turtles because they won’t take your shit:
That was one pissed off turtle.
h/t USA Today
But hey, this can help: How To Survive Various Animal Attacks
