Yeah, you’re going to want to find a different way to catch a muskie.
A Russian man and his pal must have had one hell of a day at the river recently, as a video of them that is making the rounds on the Internet begins with one of them butt-ass naked and presumably telling his bro behind the camera that he’s about to use his dick as fishing tackle.
Despite a warning from his buddy that his decision to swim in the buff could bring about some nasty consequences, the crazy bastard says that he’s “not afraid of them” and then disappears in the water for just a few seconds before popping up with a grayling on his pecker.
It’s funny how just a few seconds can change a man’s thinking.
“Look what I’ve caught on my ‘worm.’ F***! It could bite it off, f***,” the man yells as he tries to shake it off.
It’s unknown if he tried the same thing with the local birds.
h/t Mirror
The penis is a rather versatile tool: Naked Man Playing Ping Pong Uses His Penis As A Paddle (Extremely NSFW)