Suppose they gave a War for the Planet of the Apes and nobody came? These are the questions we’re asking ourselves on this week’s episode of The B-Movies Podcast, where film critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold try to figure out why everyone’s calling War for the Planet of the Apes a masterpiece when it’s probably the least interesting film in the whole 50-year franchise. Oh yes, we’re going there. Strap in.
Also on this week’s episode, Bibbs and Witney eulogize the late, great George A. Romero and Martin Landau, and review the new releases Lady Macbeth, Wish Upon and Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, which is just unbelievably freakin’ awful, folks. Like… WOW.
Do you want to send us your thoughts, questions, complaints, innermost secrets and yes, even your limericks? Be sure to drop us a line at bmoviespodcast@gmail.com and we’ll read them on the air!
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William Bibbiani (everyone calls him ‘Bibbs’) is Crave’s film content editor and critic. You can hear him every week on The B-Movies Podcast and Canceled Too Soon, and watch him on the weekly YouTube series What the Flick. Follow his rantings on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani.
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