The Olympics are here, but the women’s beach volleyball uniforms are not. I specifically asked for the “Naked and Nudity,” and all we got were these lousy “Thong and Bra” uniforms. The IOC really needs to step it up, so they only scored a butt[point]cheek today rather than a tit[point]ass. Better luck next time, slackers.
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