The first footage of Quentin Tarantino’s long-awaited film, Inglourious Basterds, premiered on E.T. tonight. It shows Brad Pitt as Lieutenant Aldo Raine as he leads a group of rag tag Jewish-American soldiers on a quest of retribution against the Nazis. That sounds like a good plan, but why don’t they just get a time machine and show Hitler a picture Bar Refaeli? I have to imagine it would be pretty hard to plan world domination when you’re masturbating.
