Tila Tequila just happened to come across some paparazzi so they could take pictures of her bruises that her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, allegedly gave her. My black heart tried to care, but to reiterate, it’s Tila Tequila. Besides, her grandfather probably got hurt worse when he pulled John McCain out of that plane. Where’s his justice?! Who will speak for him?! I mean, I have Rosetta Stone, but I haven’t got that far yet.
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