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Although I’m a wily savage and a godless heathen, I do celebrate Christmas. So hopefully my hangover won’t last until Saturday because that’s when I’ll be posting again. Ooh, lucky you! I sincerely appreciate everybody who takes time out of their day to read my idiotic ramblings, and I hope to see all of you back in 2010. Be safe, hug your loved ones, and tell your girlfriend that I’ll have my phone off for the next few days, so if she gets my voicemail, tell her not to panic. You now how she gets. You should probably handle that, dude. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a little annoying.
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