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Sophie Monk looks like Jamie Pressley if Jamie Pressley’s mother’s womb had a casino and Jamie lost at the Trisomy 21 table, but for some reason she’s a sex symbol. You could cut off her head and replace it with the pumpkin and my penis would have the exact same response.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
