Apparently LA Galaxy beat DC United last night at home, so to celebrate, here’s David Beckham after the game. Suddenly, my opinions of soccer have changed! I went to the Dodger game yesterday but no one took their shirt off afterward. I’m beginning to feel like I got ripped off, and not just because beers were $13. Sure, Becks’ chest could be a little bigger, but hell so could mine. I’m not really here to judge.
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