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As the banner pic suggests, Bret Michaels‘ head was successfully transplanted on the first clone of Brandon Lee’s exhumed body. Is Billboard some kind of medical journal? I wish somebody would tell me, because I hope these four holes in my stomach aren’t just sealed with dermabond and prayer. Jesus and I really haven’t been on speaking terms since that one thing. Hell no, I’m not drinking your blood, dude. What am I, some gay vampire? I’m not gonna lie, that’s just gross, Jesus.
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