Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are celebrating their birthday in Mexico this week (they were both born on November 9th…awww), and as you can see, Vanessa Minnillo is better than Jessica Simpson in every possible way. The only way if Nick Lachey could have upgraded more is if he became Robocop.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
