Kacey Jordan Is Suicidal, Insane

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Kacey Jordan, the porn star/prostitute, who tweeted this from Charlie Sheen’s house during his now infamous 36-hour cocaine binge then blew up his spot a day later, was rushed to a Chicago hospital last night where doctors diagnosed her as “oh damn that’s a crazy bitch”. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … the Chicago Police Department raced to the Peninsula Hotel around 6:51 PM last night after receiving calls from the hotel after Kacey twittered several suicidal messages … saying she had taken a bunch of pills and alcohol and was waiting to die. We’re told when cops got to the hotel, Kacey was sitting on her bed — with prescription pill bottles, broken glass and alcohol all over her room. Law enforcement sources tell us Jordan had cuts and scrapes to her wrists and arms … but insisted the suicide messages were merely a publicity stunt. While Kacey was talking to police, we’re told the porn star grabbed a corkscrew bottle opener … tried to run out of the room … and attempted to cut herself. Cops eventually subdued Kacey before she could further harm herself and took her to a nearby hospital for a mental evaluation. We’re told cops reported the incident as a non-criminal suicide attempt.

This chick’s Twitter is everything people thought Sheen’s would be. Pure, unadulterated daddy never loved me insanity (she tweeted this 7 hours ago. btw, “kpuff” is her vagina). In conclusion, she’s an attention whore who thinks a suicide attempt is just something to do when there’s nothing good on TV. Awesome. Does this hospital have a Fukushima location they could send her? That would be cool. If nothing else, her ovaries could use the radiation.

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