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The White House released the first Obama family portrait since 2009 today because “daughters, Malia, 13, and Sasha, 10, have grown so much since the last official portrait”. I think they mean War HorseMalia’s head and Sasha’s fondness for dessert trays. I could be wrong. Maybe I’m just reading too much into what they’re saying.
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