If you want to see a hipster freak out then call their parents for an emergency constant praising and validation session, show them this clip of Ashton Kutcher as their Divine Leader in the new movie ‘jOBS’. In this clip, Steve Jobs is yelling at somebody because Jobs was an infamous douche who everybody hated. Later in the movie, he tries to sue Samsung because he thought he patented the rectangle.
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