Rob Kardashian Got Blac Chyna Pregnant

Rob Kardashian got Blac Chyna pregnant. So there’s that. Blac Chyna should really try to hold her uterus to a high standard. To recap, her two kids are now half-siblings and first cousins. 

Shortly after finding out that the couple are expecting their first child together, E! News has learned that the pregnant star is due in the fall, and that the pair already know the sex of the baby! But they’re going to announce that little gem of information in their own special way. “They do know the sex of the baby and will reveal it soon enough,” a source tells E! News, adding that the engaged couple, “are so happy about the news. Chyna wanted another baby and said if it happens, it happens.”

“If it happens, it happens”.  lol, yeah ok.  And what was their first move? The same thing every Kardashian does when the doctor lets them hear a new heartbeat. Find a way to monetize it and put it on television. Rob and Tyga are both broke, so Blac Chyna needs Ryan Seacrest to provide this baby. 

Blac Chyna’s fetus is on the verge of becoming a TV star … ’cause her parents are in talks to get a reality show about their new family, TMZ has learned.  Our sources tell us … Chyna and Rob Kardashian have been talking with the network that made the K family a household name — E! — and we’re told the project is on the fast track.  One of our sources tell us the couple ain’t gonna come cheap — we’re told the numbers being thrown around are in the 7-figure range. 

This may be on the fast track, but a lot of things have to happen before this hits the air. Khloe has to drink it’s cord blood before Kris Jenner hits it with a Killing Curse. Depending on the child’s haircut, it could probably still sell protein shakes on Instagram with a lightning bolt scar.