Time to give your son the present he wanted, post a picture of the boy and said present online, watch as people freak out for some crazy reason, get a visit from the authorities, get everything all cleared up after much hassle, wonder why everyone made such a big fuss about a kid holding what looks exactly like an assault rifle and check out these links!
The Onion – Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’
http://www.theonion.com/articles/supreme-court-on-gay-marriage-sure-who-cares,31812/
The court’s ruling: “blah, blah, blah, let’s go get pizza.”
A Boy And His Gun
When they use this photo for the family Christmas card, it’s gonna blow their relatives away!
Undeniable Proof That The Walking Dead And Toy Story Have The Exact Same Plot
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/undeniable-proof-that-the-walking-dead-and-toy-story-have-th
There’s a snake in my boot! No, wait, that’s just a severed limb.
Why A BA Is Now A Ticket To A Job In A Coffee Shop
A computer can earn your BA twice as fast.
Seth Green Based His Family Guy Voice On A Serial Killer
The Lesson: If you want to get a job, do that thing your friend joked about.
That’s all for this gay married edition of The Big List.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
