Time to become a comedian, get an audition for Saturday Night Live, don’t get cast, do other stuff, get super famous without SNL, look back on that audition and laugh, but still bare a dark shard of resentment towards Lorne Michaels deep down in your soul and check out these links!
Nation Intrigued By Bizarre Olympic Sport Of Hockey (The Onion)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-intrigued-by-bizarre-olympic-sport-of-hocke,35248/
What the puck?
Yes, You Will Probably Get Screwed If The Comcast-Time Warner Deal Goes Through
http://www.businessinsider.com/comcast-time-warner-deal-customers-2014-2
All Hail President Com-Warner!
32 Famous People Rejected By Saturday Night Live
http://mentalfloss.com/article/55008/32-famous-people-rejected-saturday-night-live
See, don’t feel so bad about getting rejected… as long as you eventually become famous.
On The Origin Of F***
http://solongasitswords.wordpress.com/2014/02/12/on-the-origin-of-fuck/
Ancient f-bombs from long ago…
X-Men Valentines By Cartoonist Matt Bors
https://medium.com/matt-bors/459e720dbaa7
These cards are First Classy.
That’s all for this this merged edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.
