Fail clean-up on aisle 9.
Didn't get a Power Wheels or Barbie Jeep as a kid? Problem solved!
He takes the term “ambulance chaser” literally.
It’s 6 am and cats everywhere are being super annoying.
Here’s what the Billboard charts look like in the My Little Pony universe.
When Jason Voorhees tells a joke… it kills! (Also, it murders.)
Happy Annoy Your Co-Workers Day!
It’s hip for cartoons to be square.
Maybe Facebook will buy all the jokes for another billion?
He was into way creepier stuff than “happy little trees.”