After being talked into taking two consecutive shots of Jager on my 22nd birthday, I ran outside and vomited on the wall of the proprietor’s building.
Jason Buchanon would probably be ecstatic if that was the story he had to tell his coworkers this morning. Unfortunately, he is probably still in a Florida jail cell.
According to WNDB, Buchanon walked into a South Daytona sports bar Friday afternoon and ordered “ten shots of Jagermeister at the bar and drank them all on his own, one right after another.”
As you might expect would happen after a man downed ten consecutive Jager shots, chaos ensued.
Police said Buchanon’s next move was to the bathroom. But instead of barfing his brains out, the 33-year-old man set the trash can on fire. He then tried to leave the pub without paying for his $80 worth of fun but was stopped by a regular customer who was at least 70 years old.
But that was just temporary, as Buchanon punched that man, as well as another man who came to the old timer’s aid. Police finally caught up with him in a Wells Fargo parking lot next door and slapped him with six counts of everything from battery on an elderly person to defrauding an innkeeper.
Really, the only part of the story that makes sense is the fact that the regular customer doing some day-drinking was over the age of 70.
If ten shots of Jager leads to that, then we’ll assume this is what happens when you hit 15: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates
