They say you learn something new everyday, and today’s lesson is that it’s apparently illegal to get butt-ass naked, snort a bunch of coke and ride a tricycle made for children through your neighborhood – even in New Jersey.
According to UPI, Jermaine Jones was riding a tricycle through a Lakewood apartment complex in just his birthday suit Tuesday evening. When police arrived on the scene, they found him under a stairwell “chewing glass and cigarette tobacco.”
The 31-year-old Trenton man admitted to doing blow, but if he was chewing on glass, it sounds like he was probably snorting some kind of household cleaning product as well. He was arrested and charged with being naked in public and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.
Jones was also treated for minor cuts to his mouth at a nearby hospital, which everybody knows comes with the territory when you decide to munch on glass.
Sergeant Greg Staffordsmith of the Lakewood police reiterated the tricycle Jones was riding was a children’s model, which means there must be a tricycle out there for adults. And that’s almost as pathetic as being busted riding a kid’s model nakedly through an apartment complex while coked out of your dome.
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