What’s funnier than watching a guy wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” T-shirt throw up all over himself in the Wrigley Field bleachers? You guessed it: a guy wearing a “Drunk As Shit” T-shirt getting arrested for drunk driving.
According to Gawker, Ross McMakin was arrested for DUI last weekend after he drove his car onto a sidewalk, hit a parked car and then choked his girlfriend as she tried to take away his keys. He was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment and strangulation.
Oh, and here’s the shirt he was wearing when the police arrested him:
When asked why he was driving even though he was totally hammered, McMakin took the opportunity to throw his girlfriend under the bus, saying he did it because she didn’t know how to drive stick shift.
But according to his probably now ex-girlfriend, McMakin became enraged when she said she couldn’t drive a stick shift car, threw her down and choked her as she tried to take the keys, and then drove off. She called police and they arrested McMakin shortly thereafter.
From what we’ve read, McMakin could have been wearing this shirt instead and we still would have had a story.
The good news for McMakin is that he has probably made the top of this list. The bad news is that it’s a list you don’t want to be part of: Unfortunate T-Shirts for Mug Shots
