I believe the question, “Where in the hell was this teacher when I was studying algebra?” definitely applies here.
A middle school teacher in Houston has been charged with having an improper relationship with a student after she reportedly performed a lap dance for a 15-year-old boy on his birthday on February 26.
According to FOX 26, 42-year-old Felicia Smith said she performed the lapper only after being persuaded to do so by the rest of the class.
According to us, she looks a lot older than 42.
The student told investigators that Smith “moved back and forth on his crotch and touched him all over his body” while he sat in a chair next to her desk. At the end of the serenade, Smith reportedly “sank to her knees and put her head between his legs.”
What we’re calling “the dance of a lifetime” allegedly lasted nearly four minutes and was performed in front of the rest of the class. Smith also reportedly said “I love you, baby. Happy birthday,” while the music played.
Hey, the lap dance shouldn’t be considered a total loss in the “learning experience” department. I mean, at the very least Smith’s students should now understand how she was able to pay for college.
Seriously, “dancers” make mad cash: Stripper Posts A Photo Of The Whopping $3,345 She Made In A Single Day
