You’d have to be pretty damn hungry to eat bread delivered by this guy.
According to the New York Post, a lunatic wearing just his underwear stole a Grimaldi’s Bread delivery truck on New York’s Upper East Side on Monday. But instead of making off with the $8,000 worth of baguettes, whole-wheat rolls, and loaves of sourdough, he stopped at several businesses to make scheduled deliveries.
Police say David Bastar (pictured) then sped down Lexington Avenue, throwing bread and rolls from the window while he did so. His next move? Tailgating a limo driver.
Chauffeur Armondo Sigcha said he had to raise his arms in the air and yell, “What the hell is going on?” after Bastar began tailing him as they both made their way into Queens. Sigcha said he even made several quick turns in an effort to lose the bread truck but to no avail.
A Port Authority police officer eventually caught up with Bastar and the stolen delivery truck near La Guardia’s Central Terminal, and Bastar was immediately sent to the psych ward at a nearby hospital.
No word as to what kind of underwear he was wearing at the time of the bread truck-jacking, but based on the fact he was released to his parents while wearing sweatpants, you have to think he’s a tighty-whities kind of guy.
Police have to be relieved that it didn’t end like this: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates
