You have to think there is at least one George Costanza on the force saying, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing.”
According to KREM, Spokane County Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich felt compelled to send a memorandum to his deputies recently reminding them that sex on duty was not allowed.
Knezovich felt the memo was necessary after one of his fired deputies was given his job back after admitting he had sex on the job. He said he was worried that giving the deputy his job back would make it seem like it was OK to have sex while on duty.
“I never dreamt I’d ever even see such a memo,” Knezovich told KREM. “I’m shocked I had to make this statement. Sex on duty is not tolerated, nor is lying.”
Of course, if any of Spokane’s finest can’t abide by the new rule, they can always attempt to get a job as an undercover police officer in Hawaii, where it is totally legal to have sex with a prostitute while on the job.
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