The Matrix Morpheus meme is awesome for a couple of reasons. First of all, it offers all sorts of sage advice to the annoying people in your life. Secondly, it comes from a famous movie phrase that doesn’t even exist. (Check the tape – Morpheus never says “What if I told you…”) Either way, here is a collection of our favorite Matrix Morpheus phrases.
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