A Redneck Commenting on Hipsters

By Noah Henry

Hipster (noun): A person who phonily subscribes to nerd culture without actually being a nerd; one who fancies himself/herself a member of the cultural intelligentsia without actually being intelligent.

Redneck (noun): A person whose neck has been burnt by the hot southern sun; one who probably didn’t vote for Barack.

Noah Henry
Noah Henry

Noah Henry is a graduate of San Diego State University. He lives and works in Chicago, where he spends his time as a web editor and freelance writer. You might’ve seen other scribblings at Ranker and The Richest. He has been with Mandatory since 2014. At various points he has found employment as a vacuum salesman, a burrito roller, and a child model.

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