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Another week, another batch of the funniest tweets collected for your viewing pleasure. Give them a read, and remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. They’re not just putting their hilarious thoughts out there for their health, after all. Plus, if you’re just going to wind up repeating these jokes to your friends later and passing them off as your own, the least you can do is throw a little admiration their way. It’s only fair.
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Funny Tweets 1-27-17
my dad just walked into the living room and goes “ew what is that on the couch? oh its hannah” then continued to ride away on a bike pic.twitter.com/Uf0NtjDgxc
— hannah (@tiredhan) January 22, 2017
Guess the number of jelly beans.
Me: 87
Wife: 134
Sean Spicer: 1.5 million #spicerfacts pic.twitter.com/dq7MmhgG3H— Mark Zohar (@markzohar) January 22, 2017
fuck pic.twitter.com/j1NdAKOGYb
— chiquita (@beccafrijoles) January 17, 2017
Y’all didn’t pass each other or anything in the damn restaurant he must’ve took Head avenue and you took Ass boulevard. https://t.co/stp4LFImTJ
— Girl who dat? (@Too_Eazy23) January 22, 2017
Years ago they tried to…. Years ago.. pic.twitter.com/2TiWe69NNT
— ANUNNAKI (@STlMULATION) September 16, 2016
This man just came into my store buying shoes for his doll. I’m about to quit. pic.twitter.com/M7LhTjNBp2
— WMI (@premes0le) August 31, 2014
Honestly thought he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his girlfriend before I opened the picture https://t.co/7xqMQ0o3Yn
— Aaron (@WAFCAaron) January 22, 2017
— Paul (@lebenseuche) January 26, 2017
Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/L7mrWA2xC2
— James (@JayGreatorex) January 16, 2017
I legit thought i had dyslexia when i was reading this https://t.co/GRVkDmqlNK
— CB (@ItsBriggzy) January 19, 2017
Are you on the fucking highway https://t.co/7ug9sFI1dM
— Luis Camejo (@Swooshy_Swoosh) January 20, 2017
The Kirk Cameron Subway Birthday has always been and shall always be the saddest image ever recorded by man. pic.twitter.com/aohLQ1C33a
— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) January 13, 2017
Melania praying Michelle left some tweets in the drafts https://t.co/rEGQZsVRIv
— Khal. (@Unkle_K) January 20, 2017
This Uber driver is making me nauseous. Because he got me pregnant one month ago
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) October 14, 2015
Beyoncé not dead but Beyoncé aint die for this pic.twitter.com/AJhUqMtnih
— nude (@lovemmitt) January 14, 2017
DOG TRUST FALLS DOG TRUST FALLS pic.twitter.com/xKka6LLnrA
— Molly (@Molly_Kats) July 22, 2016
Everyday we stray further away from God’s light https://t.co/yvYh9HzHzV
— DRSWTS (@Dr_Sweets23) January 22, 2017
How did Rihanna sit there and endure this? pic.twitter.com/1lT4KbkSgy
— Nick (@nicksawaboy) January 20, 2017
Take the confederate flag off your car. You didn’t fight in the Civil War. You work at Best Buy, Brian.
— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) August 5, 2016
these people were casually sexting in the comments of his profile picture, facebook is so good pic.twitter.com/q6zrdo3f96
— erica (@hairicaaa) January 22, 2017
