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Oh, so that‘s why he walks with a limp.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 23-year-old Alabama man is in deep shit after a stolen gun fell out of his asshole while he was being booked into the Limestone County Jail for public intoxication.
Police said they were responding to a “911 call about a prowler” in Elkmont early Tuesday morning, and that prowler turned out to be Jesse Roberts, who was promptly arrested and transported to the county jail. But as Roberts made his way into the jail, officers noticed that he did so with some kind of funky walk.
The reason for that? You guessed it: He had an unloaded stolen handgun hidden up his poop chute.
As officers searched him at the jail, the stolen gun fell out of his ass into his underwear. At first, one of the officers thought he shit himself, but that bulge turned out to be pretty much the exact opposite: a Jimenez Arms .380-caliber pistol that was stolen from somebody in a town about 50 miles away.
As a result, Roberts was not only slapped with a charge of public intoxication but also the three much more serious charges of receiving stolen property, introducing contraband into a correctional facility, and carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.
