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Now you probably read that headline and thought, “Bryan, what do you mean?” And you probably have that question after reading the majority of my absurd headlines. But I’m going to tell you exactly what it means now.
Noel E. Dawson Jr., a 63-year-old man from Ohio was arrested and charged with all of his: domestic violence, assault, both first-degree misdemeanors; criminal damaging, a second-degree misdemeanor; and failure to disclose personal information, a fourth-degree misdemeanor. Wow. But what exactly did he do?
Well, Dawson just chased a family member with a hatchet. Yep.
According to prosecutors, Dawson swung the hatchet at the family member, missed, and struck his truck instead — leaving a large dent in the hood. When arrested, Dawson didn’t give the officer any information, but he just swore at him and continued to yell.
And even after all that, Dawson pleaded not guilty.
Now that you know what Dawson did, it’s time to take a look at what a man who chases someone with a hatchet looks like.
Yep, completely and utterly sane.
Via Toledo Blade
