Toddler Covers Entire Room In Poop To Remind Us All How Kids Ruin Lives

If you were on the fence about having kids this will probably help you decide against them.

Let’s all talk about a dad named Jess Mab-Phea Hill, from Omaha. And we have to talk about him because he was having a pretty damn good day until his daughter Alessandra decided to turn his day into a complete horror movie. And all that it took was poop.

This poop story, which Jesse shared on Facebook, began like this:

“So I was having a pretty good day. Dropped the boy off at school, worked out, let the dogs outside and began chilling like a boss in my man cave in the basement. Mayra was out teaching her workout class, Alessandra was sleeping in her room and the dogs were outside. I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos. I scan the basement from the stairs thinking the dogs dropped a deuce before I let them outside.I see nothing….. And then my blood runs cold when I realize the stink is coming from the upper floor.”

And this is what he was confronted with:

And if you wanted details:

“The walls, the toys, the windows, the curtains, the play bench, the floor, the baby piano, my hopes, all covered in crap. It looked like a real category 5 s*** storm blew thru her room.”