Ever forget it’s Friday? That’s a weird feeling, isn’t it? How could you forget what most probably consider the most glorious day of the week? Was it just such a rough five-day period that you simply stopped keeping track because you didn’t care anymore? Or were you having so much fun that the week simply flew by before you knew it? For that matter, how many questions can one ask in succession and still qualify what they are doing as an introduction? Am I dying? Why can’t I stop? Will someone please call someone for help? Why aren’t you just scrolling down to the funnies already? Do you enjoy seeing someone in pain? What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong with me?
When are you just going to follow Mandatory on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram already?
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