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There’s having a case of the Mondays, and then there’s, well, whatever the hell you would call this.
According to BroBible, some cold-hearted cops in Australia had the stones to give a truck driver two speeding tickets in 25 minutes Monday morning despite the fact that he had a pretty damn good reason to put the pedal to the metal.
That reason? You guessed it: He had to take a massive shit.
Poor Australian Truck Driver Who Had To Poop Got Two Speeding Tickets Totaling $1,200
Somebody associated with the Dalwallinu Police Department’s Twitter account then decided to share his embarrassing episode not just with a few people in the office but the entire world. As you can see, the poor dude was beyond honest with them, saying, “I needed to shit, kids have given me gastro.”
Apparently “gastro” is another word for the runs Down Under, and apparently Officer Smith couldn’t give two shits that this guy was about to wreck his drawers, the inside of his truck and of course, his pride.
Two in 25 min. Loss of licence.#doubledemerits. pic.twitter.com/bpFjj0LBqG
— Dalwallinu Police (@DalwallinuPol) September 25, 2017
Not only did this guy’s wallet take a hit to the tune of $1,200, but it looks like he also lost his license in the process. Ain’t that some shit.
