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There are so many things as a parent that you shouldn’t have to tell your child. Things like “Don’t run over old women with your Hyundai Santa Fe” and “Don’t jam a fork into your brother’s eyeball” are two things that quickly come to mind.
But according to Metro, one Malaysian man’s parents didn’t tell him to refrain from sticking his penis through a ring, and as a result, he damn near chopped off his manhood with a scissors in the chaos that followed.
A 45-year-old Kuching man finally decided to call firefighters Tuesday morning after the scissors he was using in an attempt to free his hog from a ring also became lodged in there. After taking a few stabs at freeing the poor guy from his hell, the firefighters decided that there was nothing more they could so for him, and they rushed him to a hospital.
A team of medical professionals used “special equipment such as a saw” to remove both the ring and scissors, and it only took them 25 minutes to do so. However, given the fact that this guy had to watch them use a saw around his pork sword, those 25 minutes must have seemed more like 25 hours.
