Cover Tweet: @kashanacauley
Black holes, Brad Pitt, even new Star Wars, of course we’re going to have a collection of mandatory funniest tweets! It’s purely science. Or math. Eh, it’s probably something really cool we don’t even know about.
If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health. But go slow. Side effects include shortness of breath, increasingly wet pants and temporary joblessness.
Tweet yourself to these Twitter moments, then follow @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/BrianLynch/status/1116756415647870977
The new Star Wars looks great but I do wish they left out this private footage of me and my beloved wife pic.twitter.com/niV0vnxEUh
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) April 12, 2019
Free and Available Tinder Bio: “Got Shingles and Ready to Mingles”
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 10, 2019
she thought the DA had a pair of 5's but they really had a ………………… Full House https://t.co/JfbvVPJEEh
— whitneymcintosh.bsky.social (@WhitneyM02) April 10, 2019
Me having to go to two children’s birthday parties in one day even though I don’t have a kid. pic.twitter.com/4Dp947Ixd2
— Max Miller (@ohhelloitsmax) April 12, 2019
this is your kids brain on video games: https://t.co/VxSD8AxLmo
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) April 11, 2019
Supermassive black boi.#blackhole pic.twitter.com/13sDgZAsq6
— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) April 11, 2019
imagine being so brain poisoned by Twitter you write a takedown piece about people being excited about seeing literally the first picture ever of a black hole pic.twitter.com/NeJg1BrH9A
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 10, 2019
idk who needs to hear this, but finish your fucking book
— mika ♡ (@mikaauguste) April 9, 2019
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1116032546880532480
Hey, before you leave: Today’s Mandatory Funny Photos
https://twitter.com/continentlbkfst/status/1116123490099372032
Flight Attendant: Did you sneak a dog on here?
Me: Absolutely not
FA: OK, because we would have to kick you off if you did[15 minutes later]
FA (over speaker): Welcome aboard the flight. We will be coming through the cabin shortly with drinks and treats for everyone.
Me: Oh no pic.twitter.com/ZEKSyQshDK— Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1116755920820695040
I'm sorry, her breasts do WHAT pic.twitter.com/PFHsq91IZD
— Alexis Ames (@alexis_writes1) April 10, 2019
https://twitter.com/michaelbsacks/status/1116756260588802049
Proof that evil ages you: Julian Assange is 3 years YOUNGER than Paul Rudd. pic.twitter.com/3LlDMDWWjS
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 11, 2019
https://twitter.com/AsiaDNYC/status/1116331263374319624
SHIT GOT REAL https://t.co/rB1AAnR2DM
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 12, 2019
https://twitter.com/MiamiHEAT/status/1115763456437829638
https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/1116322930756128768
