Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
If I watch The Matrix will I understand it if I haven’t seen the MatrI-MatrVIII?
— Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) August 31, 2021
not being murdered by roving gangs of water raiders https://t.co/4jr4igaJCg
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 30, 2021
Just sayin', horseradish is gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between horses and radishes.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 31, 2021
THE SALAD I’M EATING RIGHT NOW IS FAIR TO MIDDLING
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) August 31, 2021
them: can you make the 8am meeting?
me: pic.twitter.com/ma9AQoKNvM
— Nerdist (@nerdist) September 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1432455858932178945?s=20
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1431795549661974528?s=20
https://twitter.com/steveagee/status/1431680349545762817?s=20
LA: SWEATSHIRT WEATHER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
— Shannon Woodward (@shannonwoodward) August 31, 2021
I wish someone looked at me not eating chicken the way Melon looks at me eating chicken pic.twitter.com/RUfp0rOeOX
— Desi (@DesiJed) September 1, 2021
RIP Charlie Watts. Man, fuck this milk crate challenge.
— Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross) August 24, 2021
After years of toiling in obscurity, it’s been an incredible month for horse worms.
— todd levin (@toddlevin) September 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/1432882687002378247?s=20
Bad news: went to the bathroom today and I have crabs. #BecauseMiami
Yes, it was alive. Yes, it nearly scared the shit out of me — literally. And no, it’s not stone crab season. pic.twitter.com/0d73cvqGw5
— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) August 30, 2021
