Talk about dirty Laundrie. After weeks of searches, items belonging to fugitive Brian Laundrie were found in Florida’s Carlton Reserve…by his parents, who have been suspiciously tight-lipped and evasive about their son’s whereabouts and actions as they concern the murder of influencer Gabby Petito.
Chris and Roberta Laundrie joined the search for Brian this morning at Myakkahatchee Creek Environmental Park, and within an hour, they happened upon a backpack that may have belonged to Laundrie, as well as what may be some human remains.
“After a brief search off a trail that Brian frequented some articles belonging to Brian were found. As of now law enforcement is conducting a more thorough investigation of that area,” said Laundrie attorney Steven Bertolino.
It doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to surmise that Mom and Dad have been involved in Brian’s disappearance since the beginning. But try telling that to Twitter, which found this “discovery” extremely suspect.
While we wait for confirmation from the authorities about who the possessions and body (parts?) belong to, let’s indulge in some good ol’ internet humor.
These are the funniest Twitter reactions to Brian Laundrie’s parents finding his stuff in under an hour of “helping” the search.
Cover Photo: Fox News
So the FBI and even Dog couldn't find #BrianLaundrie in 60 days but his parents find him in 30 minutes… pic.twitter.com/m0cqwlDqNU
— Fla RedDirt CtryClub (@FlaRedDirtCC) October 20, 2021
#BrianLaundrie parents planting evidence during the search be like: #YOUSEASON3 #GabbyPetitoCase pic.twitter.com/NIT1kfYXay
— ✨?♀️❤️ (@wtmsugarsweet) October 20, 2021
FBI couldnt find much leads of Brian but his parents go in and found his items in 30 mins? #BrianLaundrie pic.twitter.com/tC2OIOzV8P
— LuLuMoon (@LuLuMoo26516253) October 20, 2021
i swear if this mf is dead this is going on be me trying to bring his ass back so he can stand trial #BrianLaundrie pic.twitter.com/XKl6MPHO7m
— hot girl jo (@sicssorluv) October 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/overit225/status/1450887553029189634?s=20
Police, FBI, Dog we can’t find anything. Brian Laundrie’s parents in 30 minutes…hold my beer. Makes sense. ??♀️ #BrianLaundrie
— Shannon Carney (@ShannonCarney5) October 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/Thatlbxtch/status/1450883478556393479?s=20
Note to Netflix:
The #BrianLaundrie and #GabbyPetito docu-series you will no doubt have planned will now need an additional 3 seasons to explain how Brian's mother managed to find his stuff in an hour, which took Police 5 weeks not to find.— Paul Woodthorpe (@PaulWoodthorpe) October 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/traciexromero/status/1450898068090474497?s=20
https://twitter.com/annie_kates/status/1450890392442974208?s=20
His parents were there for 30 minutes and they found evidence???#BrianLaundrie pic.twitter.com/wvfjjFuvim
— Isak (@isak_jensson) October 20, 2021
The FBI and even Dog the Bounty Hunter couldn't find #BrianLaundrie in 60 days, but his parents find him in 30 minutes?…
I'll take "Aiding and Abetting" for $800 Alex! pic.twitter.com/BJiXbTs3yL— Kimmy (@kimmyfreeman55) October 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/lian3e/status/1450895337363841024?s=20
The local wildlife calling the FBI on his parents #BrianLaundrie pic.twitter.com/p9wIdLwumY
— Lauren (@Frosted_Chelios) October 20, 2021
how convenient that Brian Laundrie’s parents show up & they start finding his shit in the reserve gtfo #BrianLaundrie pic.twitter.com/yuA9kbkNzg
— u︎ɐı̣llı̣ɾ︎︀︀ ✪ (@leftistdemon) October 20, 2021
Still firmly believe that the parents of #BrianLaundrie should be charged with aiding and abetting and obstruction of justice… I mean how convenient they finally join the search and shit magically appears… pic.twitter.com/1phq9PLY4O
— Lacey Pierce (@Iamlil_LJ) October 20, 2021
Me checking Twitter at work every 5 mins to see if we found that rat bastard #BrianLaundrie pic.twitter.com/iDYdpPVpJi
— Lacey Pierce (@Iamlil_LJ) October 20, 2021
