The Big List: The Supreme Court Double Whammy!

The Onion: Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-what-is-technically-speaking-pro,32966/

Gay people, rejoice! Or rather, nod your head and shrug in acknowledgement.

Six States Are Already Moving Forward With Voting Restrictions After Supreme Court Decision

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/06/27/2223471/six-states-already-moving-forward-with-voting-restrictions-after-supreme-court-decision/

Racism is over. Time to re-racify!

25 Bike-Riding Officers Catch Duo Having Sex In Park

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/25-Bike-Riding-Officers-Catch-Duo-Having-Sex-in-Park-Police-213200701.html

You have the right to put your goddamn clothes back on.

26 Kids Who Are Definitely Going Places

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/26-kids-who-are-definitely-going-places

Andy dares to dream big.

A Redditor Explains Why Real Journalism Is Dead In US Mainstream Media

http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1h60gd/eli5_why_dont_journalists_simply_quote_obamas/car7y5t

It’s like an Aaron Sorkin speech, only more true than ridiculously overdramatic.

That’s all for this gay married edition of The Big List.

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!