The Big List: Galifianakis Vs. Bieber! Punk Is Really Dead!

Time to get married, announce it on Facebook, post nothing but happy status updates and smiling photos from then on and prove to everyone that your marriage is great, ‘til death do you part, and check out these links!

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber

Justin makes the opposite of a Belieber out of Zach.

Miley Cyrus: Confessions Of Pop’s Wildest Star

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/miley-cyrus-confessions-of-pops-wildest-child-20130924

Showing your boobs and tongue is the key to adulthood. [via]

23 Pieces Of Evidence That Punk Is Dead

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexnaidus/pieces-of-evidence-that-punk-is-dead

Blitzkrieg Stop. Please, just stop.

In 2005, Louie CK Gave Stand-Up Advice To A High Schooler

http://steamrollerchicago.com/home/2013/9/23/a-louis-ck-thing-that-isnt-the-thing-that-was-already-posted-all-over-the-internet-by-cj-toledano

Stand-up is hard and then you die.

Facebook Version Of Marriage Going Great (The Onion)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/facebook-version-of-marriage-going-great,34004/

They “like” each other so much.

That’s all for this this formerly punk rock edition of The Big List!

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!