Time to go to Washington, D.C. on vacation, see that the monuments are apparently all closed because of the government shutdown, say “f*** that noise,” step around the one tiny barricade saying the National Mall is closed and check out these links!
Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying The U.S. Government’s Demands
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/brave-tourists-are-blatantly-defying-the-us-governments-dema
They came to see the Washington Monument. They’ll end up on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.
Most Offensive Team Names
http://www.theonion.com/articles/most-offensive-team-names,34170
Go Sacramento Sex Slaves!
Artie Lange On His Suicide Attempt And Life After Howard Stern
The interview takes place in the room he attempted to commit suicide in. Comedians live such funny lives!
More People You See At Every Nerd Convention
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/10/10/more-people-you-see-at-every-nerd-convention-comic/
Keep Calm and Eat More Nachos.
Some Guy Made All The Food From Patton Oswalt’s “Black Angus” Bit
http://www.avclub.com/articles/bend-over-abigail-may-some-guy-made-all-the-food-f,104074/
Deep fried pumpkin never looked so… much like a real thing now?
That’s all for this this nerdy edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
